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    Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? it depends on my cats mood

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    Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes sometimes the toilet paper too

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    Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? in

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    Have you ever stolen a street sign before? what

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    Do you like to use post-it notes? no

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    Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? no

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    Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? bear, for sure

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    Do you have freckles? no

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    Do you always smile for pictures? i never smile

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    What is your biggest pet peeve? stereo turned on with that fucknig interference on the cable

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    Do you ever count your steps when you walk? yes

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    Have you ever peed in the woods? i pee pretty much everywhere

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    What about pooped in the woods? nah

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    Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? no why would i do that

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    Do you chew your pens and pencils? no

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    How many people have you slept with this week? just a goat

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    What size is your bed? smaller than me

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    What is your Song of the week? crystal mountain - death

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    Is it okay for guys to wear pink? no way

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    Do you still watch cartoons? yes

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    Whats your least favorite movie? 101 dalmatians

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    Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? my grandmas farm

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    If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size? 41

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    What do you dip a chicken nugget in? nothing

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    What is your favorite food? hamburguer

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    What movies could you watch over and over and still love? pink floyd the wall

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    Last person you kissed/kissed you? mom

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    Were you ever a boy/girl scout? no

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    Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? depends on the cash right

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    When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? a few months ago

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    Can you change the oil on a car? yes

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    Ever gotten a speeding ticket? no

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    Ever ran out of gas? no

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    Favorite kind of sandwich? hamburguer

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    Best thing to eat for breakfast? pancakes

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    What is your usual bedtime? i dont have an usual bedtime

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    Are you lazy? yes

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    When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? nothing

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    What is your Chinese astrological sign? wtf

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    Are you horny? all the time baby

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    Do you have any magazine subscriptions? no

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    Which are better legos or lincoln logs? legos

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    Are you stubborn? no

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    Who is better...Leno or Letterman? wtf

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    Ever watch soap operas? no

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    Are you afraid of heights? heights are afraid of me

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    Do you sing in the car? no

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    Do you sing in the shower? yes

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    Do you dance in the car? no

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    Ever used a gun? yes

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    Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? this morning

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    Do you think musicals are cheesy? not all of them

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    Is Christmas stressful? not for me

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    Ever eat a pierogi? dafuqs that

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    Favorite type of fruit pie? lemon

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    Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? electrical engineer

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    Do you believe in ghosts? no just aliens and future travelers

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    Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? yes all the time

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    Take a vitamin daily? i take a daily dose of awesomeness by looking at the mirror

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    Wear slippers? no

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    Wear a bath robe? no thats gay

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    What do you wear to bed? underwear or naked

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    First concert? ozzy osbourne

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    Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? walmart

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    Nike or Adidas? nike

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    Cheetos Or Fritos? none they both taste like shit

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    Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts

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    Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? no

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    Ever take dance lessons? no

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    Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? psychologist

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    Can you curl your tongue? no

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    Ever won a spelling bee? yes

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    Have you ever cried because you were so happy? no

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    Own any record albums? yes

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    Own a record player? yes

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    Regularly burn incense? no

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    Ever been in love? dont think so

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    Who would you like to see in concert? hazy hamlet

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    What was the last concert you saw? ozzy t.t

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    Hot tea or cold tea? hot

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    Tea or coffee? coffee

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    Sugar or snickerdoodles? what

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    Can you swim well? yes

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    Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? yes

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    Are you patient? yes

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    DJ or band, at a wedding? stripper in a cake (must be dressed as princess leia)

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    Ever won a contest? no

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    Ever have plastic surgery? no

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    Which are better black or green olives? black

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    Can you knit or crochet? knit

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    Best room for a fireplace? living room

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    Do you want to get married? no

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    If married, how long have you been married? -

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    Who was your HS crush? no one

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    Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? no

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    Do you have kids? no

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    Do you want kids? not at all

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    Whats your favorite color? dark blue

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    Do you miss anyone right now? yes

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